Watching this to kill the waiting boredom.

Jasmine is my fav. XD




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Edit:

looks like we broke the website.
again.

bawwww

ich~

So ask me stuff. Or call me names. I don't care.

http://www.formspring.me/kraulitz :D


to make this more than a pimping post,
Here's a pic for you to look at.

( LOL QUE )

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I bought porn for vague_fiction (10 points). In January I helped choochookayla hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to ayaneva in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed princessganz 's flat tire (15 points). Overall, I've been nice (112 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, kraulitz

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

gtfo I don't want a shiny red ball.
I want Tom's balls.

( second meme )

I mean, I get DANCING WAMPIRES, and xerox machines, and milking robots and sweet rolls and swimming butts and and and.... how do you get an eggplant in a booty anyways?

wait don't answer that.

Anyways,

This will be the BEST christmas EVAR.

THAT IS ALL

A potatoe. Oh and ummm, an electric book thingamajig. A Kindle. They'd love it because they get paper cuts from real books and since a Kindle is all plastic, then they could read their wonderful fanfiction mature english documentaries in peace, and with out fear of looking like a dork with a bandaid on his finger. Yeah. :>

Many people including myself seem to be having a rough time lately.

I can't give hugs because thats icky and uncomfortable when like, your boobs squish some other chicks boobs, or if your a dude and you can feel the girls nips, or if your Bill and your nips are pierced with metal so that its the person who hugs you who can feel it... (lol thats kinda hot. Hug me Bill! Please?) Anyways, what I was saying was Everyone feel better. Just. Feel. Better.
Things willl be fine.
Or you are like me and have SAD. Which is Seasonal Affect Disorder. And that means you always get depressed around this time of the year.
This could also mean that you're Bill, and ur psycic and see the future and are depressed about your career, which could be over soon. All because of your OCD and drug addiction. Goddamm. you poor, poor bastard.
( j/k if it were real I wouldn't joke as much) xP

Anyways yeah. I feel some sympathy for the guys because they've had this pressure since they were what, 13? Add that to the fact that they had a huge uprising, and only just recently the sensation that is ~*~Tokio Hotel~*~ is deflating just a tad, and they aren't selling as well as they used to. So it isn't that surprising to see that there might be a little depressing behavior now that things aren't as crazy for them.

Then the love thing. I am not dating either, nor am I very depressed about it. But that could be due to the fact that I'm not living in a fantasy land where true love is waiting for me with rainbows and unicorns and sparkles.
If Bill is serious about True Love and Soulmates and wtfever, then yeah, he probably won't find his girlfriend/boyfriend for a while yet. And if he does well he might get disappointed and have his heart broken, which I really don't want to happen.
BUT I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY.
So just GO FIND BILL AND LOVE HIM WHOEVER U ARE YOU STUPID CUNT! AND WHILE YOUR AT IT, MAKE HIM SOME VEGGIE TACOS! bring me one too, caz I'm hungry after writing all that.


):

Then you just go on and direct yourself here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001UQSE7O?ie=UTF8&tag=fst03-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B001UQSE7O
To download Lady Gaga's Christmas Tree song.
Like it?
Idk if I do but its free. lol

luv,

Krauli

Here's a translation (not):

Bill Kaulitz:
"Blah blah blah true love"

In die film "Arthur und die Minimoys 2", Bill does some cool stuff. We all love him. BEEEELL! BEEEEeeLELLLL! The crowd goes wild. No one even knows what this movie is about, they are too focused on Bill's orgasmic voice.

Bill: Ja Ich bin ganz awesome. =]

Blah blah blah Interview.

-text-

-more text-

In "Twilight" there's some vampires, and a girl, and liek it's Bill's mostest favorite movie evar. But not because of the girl. lol

What do you think of love Bill?

Bill: Tokio Hotel is my love. Tom is my soul mate. Stop asking me this damn question, bitch. D:< The next person who does will get killed with a one-night-stand hammer of doom.

What should a girl do to get in your pants?

Bill: She must love dogs. And doing it doggystyle. 8D

Blah blah Tokio Hotel blah blah.

Bill: Exactly. And man, I think to my self: Oh god, this is too much, I can't do anymore. blah blah Mein Bruder Tom and I, we are control freaks. blah blah etc and so on.

-more text goes here-

Bill: I can't go to the Disco with mah Bois anymore… T^T No, I do not have a normal life - and probably never will. Bodyguards are around me all the time, and stand in front of my door. They keep following me everywhere. Like stalkers! Then I remember: Success is a blessing and a curse. I need to be on the stage, experience the lights, all of it. It's like my destiny, I live for this ganzy life. But there are naturally also days, that I would gladly be a normal guy and non-sparkly. But THEN I remember how much I like Gucci and so's I keep singing.

- etc -

There's some rumors, like Bill's a gay. He's stressed and becoming anorexic, He'll leave the band...

Bill: LIES! I was always already slim and I don't gain weight. *avoids the schwul part* I like milkshakes, shooting up coke, and cheesy pasta. Oh, and I'm a vegetarian. ^_^v (butnotreallysinceIeatfishandcalamari) Btw, I'm too lazy to cook food so I just order Room Service or throw a Pizza into the oven.

How do you keep your trim figure?

Bill: OMG I totes need to go jogging, but I'm totally unsporty actually. When I see a Football I go: "Ew. Groce." Then I just call up my BFF Natalie and we go shopping together. :)

And there you have it, Bill Kaulitz and this awesome (and fake) interview.


source: Krali's bordom and some of gala.de's interview before it was translated.

It makes me happy but....

I REALLY GOT TO SLEEP SO STOP BEING SO INTEREESTING TOKIO HOTEL & THE SEXY BITCHES IN THIS FANDOM JESSSUZZZZZZZZZZ

We're cool though. I need 12 hours to recover from work and shit.

ALSO

I made this gif.  The problem is that Its too big for an icon :(
ENJOIIIIIIIII




I will be checking my flist tomorrow and Apex. I might be able to do it for hours, even. 8)
"But why, Krauli?" You  may ask. "WHY?"
Tomorrow I have... NO WORK TO DO. WOOT!!

GOODNITE

I really am starting to think that I should just get another job just for TH shit.
It would fund the 5000 different versions of the album, tickets for the US tour, and money for hotels and gas. Oh and food if I can afford it. xP

But no worries.

IT'S FUN.

I saw Automatic. I'm not going to give my entire opinion on it yet because I HAVEN'T SEEN AUTOMATISCH YET TO COMPARE IT WITH.  :(

One of the best parts tho was when the 'bots were about to kiss but girl bot cockblocked the boy one.
they needed voices though. the girl's would be all "srry bby access DENIED" and the boy would be all "wtf why. YOU'RE SO AUTOMATIC YOU HOAR"

And then the boy bot would dump that bitch and hook up with one that ~looked just like it~  teehee

Hi all
back again from school and work aka boring crap no one wants to hear about.
Just have to say; Bill is one hot motherfucker.

Happy belated birthday boys!

~ Krauli

OH MY JONAASSSSSSSSSSS

I'm a fangirl now.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

OJFAEWFFFES U GUIZEEE!!!

That dream I had written before? It might come true if those stalker whores don't get dealt with soon.
I mean liek what if I'm ~*~*~~Seeing da futurez~~*~*~*~* of the bad ending to this mess.
D: 

I DONT WANT BILL TO SHAVE HIS HEADD FAESFCADS!!

I TOTES had a dream where Bill split his lip open and then was bleeding everywhere and Tom was freaking out and cursing some girls name and they both were panicking. Bad. Bill had to get stitches and they were all worrying about his singing and postponed the album until October this year concerts too. Cinema Bizzare were invited to sing the single instead and then the European continent was hit with a earthquake leaving few survivors and TH since they were all in the Maldives as Bill recovered and decided to get a buzzcut and stop wearing makeup. Georg got married to a girl with a big ass.

And this is why you shouldn't read fanfiction while smoking after staying up for 32 hours.

TOKIO HOTEL IS WORLD CLASS.

THE NEW MUSIC IS AN EVOLUTION.

HARD, DRIVING, INTENSE.

BILL'S VOICE IS IN TOP FORM.



Thanks to the culter aokiyai post.
lololol Hard driving intense only makes me think of sex.

Interbutts can be useful

I did make a macro and I put it up here

If you want to post it some where else you can give me credit!
( Don't make me keeeell joo.)

luf,

~Krauli~

I made this for valentines day/ the luls.
But it wasn't good enough for secrets.
:(